Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.