What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears