What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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No, you cantaloupe.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe