Cantaloupe
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
It was a cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe.
A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Pears
