Honeydew Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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By Celibating!

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Hog and kisses!

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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He heard it was a growing field.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!