Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

National Vegetable Jokes More National Vegetable Jokes

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.