What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er