What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.