What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!