What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!