What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK