Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Fancy Dress Party Jokes More Fancy Dress Party Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog