Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!