What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.