Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
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Coffee Mug
Philately will get you no where.
Just say neaux.
A non-prophet
There's no accounting for taste.
Because they reject setian.
When a woman rejects feminism.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Because it was FeO
His place is a dump
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
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The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
On account of the coffin.
That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.
If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.
Iron Oxide
A retail store.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
A Gluten Morgan
Buzz.....
A: A baseball team
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
