What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.