What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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What did the door say to the other door?

I can see your Knob Simple yet effective

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa