What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.