What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.