Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Because they need a man to do it for them

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

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So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.