For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
An alarm, you pervert!
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Eileen Dover...
Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.
SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
A: He's been chasing parked cars.
1. No mind. 2. No business.
reasons unknown
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
