Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure