Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"