What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).