What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.