Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!