What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent