Legend Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.