How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.