How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.