What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.