What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

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Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...