What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.