He took a forrest dump.
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A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
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A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes !
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
Whittle by whittle.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"
Because 7 8 9 A
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A. An Ocean "Liner"
She got tired of all that Cruise control.
A babooooom!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
A wok-through.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
A homeboyeur.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
