What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Nick Jokes More Nick Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t