a play on warts
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Mount Cleverest
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
Wart's new