What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.