What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.