What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Austronomers

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A dingo-ling !

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia