What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars