There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
You guys have no life!
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Russians
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
We only have a Toot in common.
A gras shopper.
The pro-lease department
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
Logger-rhythms.
A large medium in smalls.
They both leave me sticky fingers. 7
What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!
Cantaloupe
