Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.