Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!