What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack