What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.