Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Purple (According to my 3 year old son)
For resisting a rest.
I ate sand.
3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Not yet," she replied
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
A precinct.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy
He used base 3.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
He was the raining champion.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
Just a phew!
Deja phew!
I need some for tonight.
Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
The line to Starbucks.
