Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Purple (According to my 3 year old son)
For resisting a rest.
I ate sand.
3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Not yet," she replied
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
IUD
because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
A dead centipede.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is
Because Windows 8 9.
A double!
Well that came out of the purple
How hard you squeeze it.
A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
Sarah Jessica Parkour
Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
A-neigh
Neigh-boars.
