How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

People Jokes More People Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.