What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad