What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.