What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.