What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.