What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.