What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops