Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What do hip pigs call their ladies?

Fine swine.