What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.