What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!