What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.