What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.