What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

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Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.