What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !