Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel