Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ?

Caroline of rope with you !

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.