Atm Jokes

An ATM machine

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Because America is never wrong.

They both can't make any change

Because he charges!

Sperm banks.

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

He kneaded the dough

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Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

A receding hare-line!

He didn't have a Gar

A caterpillar

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Use the fork, Luke.

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

He's down to Earth.

Because everyone had equal rice.

Reasons to be offended.

Because they knead the dough

Atm Jokes

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