What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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They both can't make any change

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He kneaded the dough

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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"