Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Q
Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Dude, your is hanging out"
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
They're not infallible
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
He had to wait in a Q!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
One had to P.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
A: Because he was always spotted.
A: Deterrent.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
Quit Russian.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
She was maid in France !
None, it only takes Tolkiens
They are missing 2 towers
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Batman's Parents.
Alley-oop Akbar
