Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

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Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set?

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.