What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head