What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!