How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.