What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.