How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.