How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.