What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.